Do you plan on lying?
Never.
Sex ruins relationships, right?
It can, but usually not for me. It has strenghthened them for me in the past.
What’s something you’re not looking forward to?
Dying. I love life.
There's a serial killer inside your house. What do you do?
Attack first!
Do you get scared during scary movies?
Sometimes, but many of them are really bad. "Paranormal Activity" is well done.
Where do you want to live when you're older?
Wherever the hell I feel like.
Was it a boy or a girl to last text you?
Boy. Yea, I need to call him...
Who is on your mind?
Somebody on here. 

Have you kissed the last person you texted?
No. I need to call him...
The last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in front of them?
Lost count.
When was the last time you saw someone attractive?
About an hour ago.
Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
No. We plan, but we are not in control.
Do you miss your past?
Hell NO!! I am a forward-looking person. The past is OVER.
What were you doing last night at midnight?
Trying to sleep - unsuccessfully. Then I got up and masturbated. (tmi)
Who out of your top friends have seen you cry?
They shall remain nameless. I am not afraid to cry, even in public, so many have seen me cry. If I was in middle school I could be emo, I guess. Btw, I like emos.
When you sleep on your bed, is stuff usually on it?
No. Except maybe the cat.
What do you currently hear right now?
People leaving work in a hurry because the snow is getting deep out there. I don't want to fight the assholes on the road, so I'll wait until later after they have all crashed and burned. Besides, that is why I have a 4-wheel drive truck with high clearance for off-road fun. Why pay that much and not take advantage of it?
Are you gonna be home tonight?
Yes. A good night to stay in. Wanna come over and have a few drinks and some fun in front of the fireplace with me? I'll pick you up.
Name the first person you can think of that you know that has a tattoo?
Nick. He has this cute little heart on his... ahem.
When was the last time you had a real smile on your face?
Right now, since answering the last question. Also thinking about the phone call I will make tomorrow.
Is it easy to make you smile?
Very easy. If I like you, I will break into a big smile as soon as I see you from afar.
Do you know anyone who doesn't smoke pot?
Lots of people, including me. I don't smoke anything. Alcohol is fine for me.
Did your last kiss take place on a bed?
Haha. That depends on what part I was kissing! My last mouth kiss was sitting at a table yesterday. My last making-out kiss was in front of my fireplace on the floor.
Are you someone's best friend?
Oh yes.
Has anyone told you they don't ever wanna lose you?
Absolutely.
Have you kissed someone since last monday?
Of course. I love kissing and making out.
When did you last see the person who last gave you butterflies?
Two days ago.
Who last made you mad and what did they do?
My Godson. He is so fucking prejudiced. I am astonished at some of the shit he says for a young guy that thinks he is so today. He should have been born a thousand years ago. I like him but he pisses me off. He would shit if he knew all the ethnicities I have made out with.
What made you happiest today?
Nothing. But later... 
Who last physically hurt you?
One of my best friends.
How many cars have you been in today?
One. Mine. Oh wait - it's a truck not a car.
What do you want RIGHT now?
Um, someone on my lap.
Who made you smile first today?
The cat.
Who is the biggest influence in your life?
My rents.
Who is the sweetest person you know?
I can't think of anyone that fits that.
How many times do you hit the snooze button in the morning?
I don't use the snooze button. I just turn the damn thing off. Then I often oversleep. Oh well.
Are you afraid of shots?
No. I love the ones that are served in small glasses. Ohhhh, you mean with a needle?
I have no problem with taking them, giving them to myself, or giving them to others. I have been told I am good at it, and it doesn't hurt when I do it.
Frank
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